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Monday, October 06, 2008

If My Traffic's Fallen By Half, It Must Be The State of the World

Wow. Look at those hit counts drop. You ungrateful wretches must be back in class. No more time for poor ol' Paper Trail and his daily efforts.

Meh, I can't complain, it was a fun vacation for me. Though horrifying in the sense that it revealed just how much time is spent on this thing. I may have to eliminate nap time. So what's new out there?

Obviously, you're in class right now, so you know the strike is over, and your main concern has shifted to how you will make up for the last class time. While finer details will be left up to individual faculty, the Star reports the fall break will be eliminated, and the semester has been extended to December 12.

Since when do you get a fall break?

How any of this will affect your confidence in the education you receive, that's up to you, Windsor.

On the election front [ours for a change] the leaders are getting on the economy train that's keeping your parents up at night. Dion's taking claim for being the first one to panic, while criticizing the Harpatron 3000 for ignoring the crisis in its early stages and now doing what the Liberals were calling for in the first place.

For his part, Harper is giving an interview with the Business News Network as we speak, though sources say the Tory platform won't be undergoing any major alterations in light of the current economic situation.

As I write this on a laptop running XP, we learn that the little OS is proving harder to get rid of than Microsoft would probably like.

South of the border, as I continue to promote my liberal agenda, Rolling Stone runs a story for next week's issue on the fiction of John McCain's depiction as a 'maverick,' and some dickhole teacher in Florida tells his seventh graders that CHANGE stands for 'Come Help A Ni**er Get Elected.'

This is why I will never believe with confidence that Obama can win.

The dumbest list of great books I've ever seen.

Ninety-two year old pulls gun on paramedics to decline treatment. That's one way to do it.

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