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Monday, August 11, 2008

The State of the World

Would you believe The Lady and I heard nothing about the explosions that rocked north Toronto early Sunday morning? All we knew was that the 401 was blocked off, from at least Avenue to Dufferin, with no alternate routes posted, thank you OPP.

And believe me, nothing makes already dumb drivers dumber than when something unexpected snarls up their plans. Jeeeez.

Back at home, Kwame's defense team insists his unauthorized jaunt to Windsor [and Niagra Falls. And New York] was perfectly proper, and not something the Detroit mayor should have been tossed in jail for. His defense team seems to be taking a, 'you didn't say he could cross the border, but you didn't say he could NOT cross the border,' approach.

Equally amusing is the comment thread on stories like these, with Windsorites chiding the Star for covering this in the first place.

This just in: Bush doesn't see America as having problems. Le sigh. It will be interesting to see how history judges this man. Related: I'm sure Bob Costas just got his name put on some sort of list.

Scientists discover the gene that causes some of us to giggle during 'The Exorcist.'

Franz Kafka: LOVED pornography.

First Bernie Mac, now Chef: Isaac Hayes dead at 65.

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