Pathetic!

Windsor, no lie. It's effing boring out there tonight. I'm used to Mondays feeling like pulling teeth, but Wednesday usually starts the downward news rush to the weekend. Not today, kids.

So what do we have?

25,000 feral cats in Windsor.

The Daily Show weighs in on that New Yorker cover. Results are typically awesome.

For everyone who thinks Americans are stupid because they can't seem to work up any moral outrage over the acts of their president, hey, Russia voted Stalin its Face of the Nation.

Happiest convicted drunk driver ever. Even after the cops refused her offers of sex, she still has a smile on her face.

And that's about it. Pitiful, right? I'll try to find you a dumb video before bed.