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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Sit Your Ass Down, Mom!

You know what we're in now, Windsor? Do you know what time it is?

Slushie weather.

That magical point in the late spring when a liter of crushed ice and sugar syrup actually cools and refreshes, instead of mocking you with its frigidity, as in the blazing core of summer.

It's a beautiful thing, friends.

You may also be wondering why [or thankful for] the lack of WWE updates lately. Simple fact is, there's nothing going on to entice me away from two hours of prime gaming time. Last night we probably spent as much time watching the hockey game [go Wings!] as we did RAW. Do I need to spend two hours of my life watching William Regal shut the lights off on people? Methinks no. Good to see Jeff Hardy back, though, and actually kindasorta admitting why he was gone in the first place. Now stop flunking your wellness tests, idiot!

And on a rare American Idol note, am I the only one who's been completely underwhelmed with the crew this year? The only one who moved me at all was Carly(!) and after her unceremonious dumping three weeks ago, there hasn't been much reason to tune in. It's been nauseatingly obvious who the producers want El Davidos in the finals, so yay democracy for everyone. Syeshsa goes home tomorrow, and I look forward to Archuleta the Monchichi squinting through three hours of my life next week.

Elsewhere...

A Flickr set compares actual New York City to GTA's Liberty City. Uncanny! Why haven't I found the UN Building yet?

The latest trend in media fearmongering? The rising costs of food. Related: farmers still screwed.

The new 90210 remake releases a cast photo, proving how progressive the show will be with the inclusion of one black kid. Prediction: two seasons of hotness, followed by three more of diminishing returns, just like every other show in this mould.

LeBron James puts his mama in her place during a playoff game with the Celtics.

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