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Thursday, May 15, 2008

It's Actually 1.12 a.m. on Friday

But the timestamp won't tell you that. Quick and dirty, Mama Trail's in town on a visit.

Y'hear that? It's the sound of Gord firing up his word processor over news that the UofW will be hitting up the feds for cash to build the engineering building. We know Gord, if it had been built downtown, this never would have happened, bladifriggingblah.

Dust off that 'Skateboarding is not a crime!' t-shirt you bought from West49 in '99. One problem: it is a crime in New Brunswick, and a 25-year-old is going to jail for it after refusing to pay a ticket for violating bylaw 5-9, prohibiting the use of skateboards on Fredericton city streets.

The 'Art of Manliness' [*scoff*] gives you 100 books every man should read. Apparently every man should read a lot of books by white men, minus Mary Shelley, Christine de Pisan and Malcolm X. And two books by Jon Krakauer?! Are you shitting me?

My man Yahtzee over at Escapist Magazine turns his Zero Punctuation sights on the behemoth that is GTA. I don't want to join the chorus of people who claim he hates just for the sake of hating, but when the worst you can say is it's too realistic and gives you too many things to do, you might be playing contrarian a little too hard. Get a three-star wanted level and we'll see how hard it is to shake the cops.



Sleeping on the couch tonight!

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