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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Welcome, to The State of the World

Aaaaaand........we're back.

If you think it's been awhile, I'd like to point out both the Lance webiste and the Daily News have not been updated since around December 20. Go me!

--And if we're back, there's only one place to go first. Gordy-Gord-Gord, who's got his bonnet tied tight and is twirling his parasol contentedly as he muses on all those nogoodniks who insist on sounding Windsor's funeral knell. He talks of his faith in Buzz Hargrove's ability to keep the Big Three in town with his deal cutting abilities [but can he do it without inciting a mutiny in his membership?], the construction of the theatre at the Casino [bigger than the National Arts Centre in Ottawa! But does a Motown cover band have that kind of draw?] along with the pipe dreams known as the Greelink tunnel and the downtown engineering school.

There's nothing I can say that isn't stated multiple times in the screens of comments that follow, so give them a read and decide for yourself.

I lost the Hendometer in the great Mac return of aught-six, but trust me, there'd be full marks for this drivel.

--My new hometown wasted no time starting the new year off right with the stabbing death of a 14-year-old girl in Toronto's east end. Police have arrested a 17-year-old boy and 15-year-old girl in connection with the murder.

--New science looks at why we dream, makes for interesting reading.

--Hey resolu..tors[?]: gym memberships are a waste of time.

--Real world intermission: Lady Trail playing Bioshock in the next room, getting ambushed, says "F*cking turdsh*t!"

--2007's most overused words.

--First entrant for 2008's dumbest criminal.

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