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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

A Sort of State of the World

Two hours of wrestling, and what do I get: Bradshaw hauling his flabby teats out to wail on Jericho for 15 minutes, and one cool aerial flip from Jeff Hardy off the top of the cage. 1997, where have you gone?

Alls I know is, if Jericho's booked to lose at the Rumble, why the hell did he even come back in the first place?

What else is out there?

Troubled by the pleas of 'don't tase me, bro!' when you're taking down attackers? Worry no more, as this sleek and trendy case will hold both your stun gun and your MP3 player. Fresh!

And you people thought hands free phones were a modern phenomena.

Women: your vanity is killing you. Wear flats.

Cow farts hurt the environment. Kangaroo farts do not. Australian scientists currently examining how they can make one into the other.

You may not know this, but back in the day Thomas Edison was desperate to prove that his direct current system of electricity distribution was much safer than Nicola Tesla's alternating current system. How did he accomplish this? By publicly electrocuting an elephant, obviously. With 100 year old video!

Studies showing girls type their feelings online all wordsy like, boys film cockpunches.

Sexually active gay men not wanted as organ donors in Canada, lumped together with injection drug users and "other high risk groups."

What a happy note to end on!

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