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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Is this where Wolverine slept?

This is Casa Loma. They filmed portions of X-Men there. It is also where Lady Trail's staff party was held. It featured beautiful decor, maple glazed salmon, some sort of gigantic roast that looked like it came off a Tauntaun, an eight piece band playing uptempo soul favourites and an open bar, complete with all the Stella Artois you could handle.

Life is a-okay sometimes, Windsor.

Unless you're a Jewish law student, in which case you will no longer have classes canceled on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur for the first time in 34 years. Bummer.

Oh, and Gord's got his mad-on again, this time over the case of the Mikhail brothers of Leamington being forced to unionize their single employee. Now while I'll happily go along with any union bashing to be found [due to jealousy and a deep seeded longing to suck from a Local's teat], I love the colours Gord paints this particular picture with: that is, Toronto fatcats don't know jack about Windsor. Sayeth Gord, "bureaucrats will never understand the problems of cities like Windsor while cocooning in Toronto office towers...This is clearly an organization desperately in need of contact with the real world."

The jerk in me says, "Of course they know the problems of cities like Windsor, that's why they left." *insert rimshot*. The arrogant in me muses when was the last time Gord rode the Bloor line? Son, it gets no realer.

And clearly the woman thinks we're getting up early tomorrow to finish up various and sundry tasks we need to do before we head back to your ample bosom on Saturday, Windsor. Good night.

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