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Friday, November 09, 2007

Stating and Worlding

For reasons I cannot for the life of me discern, my most recent eBay purchases appear to have been shipped to a guy in California. Super fantastic. The Interwebs giveth, and they taketh away, windsor.

Working close today, let's get this done.
  • Will this not just go away? The Star tells us that not only does the administration notfeel like putting the new engineering building downtown, but none of you want to do it, either, because you're concerned with silly things like access to student services and the costs of commuting between the two locations.

    Look for Gord Henderson to condemn your lack of vision in tomorrow's column.

  • But for as much as it sucks to be Eddie some days, it's hard to argue that it could be worse. He could be Toronto mayor David Miller. Ever since I moved, Dude's been saddled with trying to find a way to keep this metropolis afloat financially without raising taxes, since he gets shot down by his council whenever he suggests that. Now he's demanding the head of the Toronto Transit Commission's union apologize for a one-day illegal strike they pulled in 2006, or they're going to bed without their dinner.

  • Teach your children the benefits of thriftiness by threatening they appendages.

  • True tales of Facebook: Mother stunned to find daughters sending each other gifts of blow-up dolls online.

  • Doctors would really prefer you stopped using Google.

  • Giant Grand Theft Auto billboard features a beautiful woman playing with her hair and licking a lollipop. You stay classy, Rockstar.

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