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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The State of the World: On the Clock

The Lady suggests that in an effort to keep blog entries from consuming my life during this delicate noveling month [which they do more than you think, not that you'd be able to tell by reading them] I limit the time spent on them to at most an hour and a half. So that's what we're going to try here.
  • I had to stay up til 2.00 a.m. to finally see him, Windsor. And when it was all said and done I was a little underwhelmed. Granted, nothing could have ever lived up to the sheer volume of hype surrounding Jericho's return, and I made the mistake of watching his first debut on Youtube last week, so of course I'd feel underwhelmed. When he first appeared he interrupted a promo by The Rock, and it gets no bigger than that. Now he makes his much heralded return, and he interrupts Randy Orton. Wooooww. At least he's in the title picture right away.

    Still, things are shaping up well on both brands. Edge/Undertaker/Batista and the ongoing Matt Hardy/MVP angles on Smackdown, and Y2J/Orton with HBK/Kennedy and HHH/Umaga on Raw. Now who did Jeff Hardy piss off to have to work a program with Snitsky? He ain't over, he never will be, he sucks the life out of a crowd and a TV audience. Send him to ECW.

  • Faces on College has shut down. NOOOOO! Wednesday nights suck even harder now. But fear not, Windsor, the Pizza King's already up and running again, and the original owners are trying to get things happening again.

  • A new study shows illicit drug use among high school students is remaining steady with previous years, but painkiller abuse is waaaay up. Damn you Hugh Laurie for making Vicodin abuse seem cool.

  • Former US Attorney General [and chronic memory loss sufferer] Alberto Gonzales heckled at University of Florida appearance. No one tasered.

  • Elsewhere: go ahead, smack your kid in Sweden; You know when you're double fisting it ten minutes before last call [don't lie, Windsor, we've all been there, even The Trail]? You may want to be careful: turns out such behaviour can make your bladder asplode; the world's oldest camgirl [borderline NSFW pic]; and your morning dose of too much cute for you to handle.

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