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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Notes from a Dirty Old Man




My birthday present from Lady Trail. Three signed prints by the husband and wife duo known as Kozyndan. They all have bunnies. This makes them awesome. PS: I'm too lazy to resize them nicely.

Depressing things about being 30.

You realize you will likely never be an astronaut, let alone a fireman or ninja.

The musical accompaniment that plays as you get out of bed, including popping knees, cracking backs, and your own symphony of grunts.

Teenagers scare the living shit out of you.

Technology that you used to manipulate with little effort becomes a pain in the ass [eg: my new digital camera that I can't get to charge via USB for the life of me].

Urinating. All the time.

Awesome things about being 30.
You start to not care what people think of you, and being comfortable with yourself. For reals this time.

Teenagers are hysterical. Seriously, eavesdrop on them in the Devonshire foodcourt sometime. They have no frigging clue.

You're old enough to be respected for being firm in your beliefs and not taking crap, but young enough to be considered confident, not crazy.

Best thing? Only six more years til I can legally sleep with people half my age!

Working 7-3 tomorrow kids, your updates come in the evening, but they will come. Now, perogies!

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