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Monday, October 29, 2007

Dear Blogger, I Still Hate You

And WWE, if Chris Jericho does not appear on my television screen between the hours of 9.30 and 11.30 on channel 53 [68 for you, Windsor], I am seriously going to flip.

You know, Windsor, sometimes you see things on the ebay and you think to yourself, 'That is something I would like to have. It is currently very cheap. I shall bid on it with a low maximum.,' because even though you like the item in question, you're convinced that the Crazy McMoneybagses out there will spend far more than the item's worth in order to obtain it so you bid, but don't actually expect to win.

Yeah, don't do that. Cause then you find out that you won the thing, and while it will make a fine addition to the glass cases of doom, you now owe a guy in Minnesota $40. Sure is weird to see the Canadian price a lower number than the American, though. I mean, that's never happened before. Weird.

Courtesy Lance Sports Editor and all around Superfox Ryan Rogers we have an amusing if familiar fashion writeup from Maddox or Tucker Max or another of those 'I'm an arrogant asshole on the Internet' types. Why can't they have the class of The Trail, Windsor? Though I agree with most everything mentioned in this article, the author forgot tights. Tights are the f*cking scourge of the fashion world for three years running. Make. It. STOP.

A third grader in Sacramento sent Apple CEO Steve Jobs some ideas for her beloved iPod nano. Apple's legal department sent her a cease and desist letter.

The head writers of Robot Chicken offer you tips on how to arrange your action figures. Note of clarification: The Trail collects art toys. Yes, there is a difference.

As Halloween approaches, there will be lots of talk about a potential zombie apocalypse. You may be tempted to consider such talk a bunch of hooey. Don't speak too soon.

Laundry and a potential Jericho sighting awaits! To the morning, Windsor!

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