THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF THE LANCE, THE UNIVERSITY OF WINDSOR STUDENT NEWSPAPER:
NEWS, REVIEWS AND COMMENTARY, COURTESY OF THE PAPER TRAIL

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

"Wow, Windsor looks like...Bosnia."

















The sweatiest people in Windsor last Saturday.

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, Windsor, and while I don't know if that's entirely true, I do know there are parts of you that I greatly miss.

And there are others I do not.

Granted, Saturday nightlife is probably not the best 'welcome back' one could have [Lady Trail was threatening to punch a bitch out 10 minutes after arriving at the bar], but trust me, when you love amongst it, Ouellette on a weekend becomes a normal affair and it doesn't faze you. When you leave it, you come to realize what a bizarre, pornographic slopshow it actually is. And I suspect I might be over it.

I mean, the last thing I ever in my life want to be is one of those a-holes who turns his back on the Rose City because he's left for quote-unquote 'greener pastures.' But a drive up Wyandotte West ain't pretty, people, and it's hardly a neighbourhood unique in that regard.

Thanks to everyone who stopped by the show and gave us three of your hard-earned dollars. We hope the rock proved a good return on your investment.

FIVE BEDTIME LINKS:

New York Times does away with paid online access to columnists and Op-Ed pieces.

Stoners: you're not out of the woods yet, but you're almost there.

Giant Lego man lands on Dutch beach.

Hitler's record collection unearthed. Maybe.

Is there anything scarier than a cease and desist from Chuck Norris?

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